Archive for December, 2008

Have I Mentioned How Much I Like Ties & White Button Up Shirts?

Monday, December 29th, 2008

Thanks, John.  You surely do find the best pictures.

For Someone Who is a Talker…

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

For someone who is a talker, I have had a very quiet week.  There are lots of things going on, most of it internal stuff.  I haven’t answered the phone, responded to email or anything.  I just don’t feel up to talking.

So… since I resolved some time back to post something daily if at all possible, you may have to just put up with pics of sexy looking people.  That won’t be too tough on you, will it? :)

Breath – Erotic Hypnosis MP3

Friday, December 26th, 2008

Well, Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t release my new erotic hypnosis MP3 as I planned.  I’m a little disappointed, but I know that the delay will be worth it.  I recorded my latest session, “Breath”, and distributed it to a few friends and volunteers for a test run.  The results were generally quite positive, but there were a few very good suggestions for improvement.  Since I really want to do my best work before I publish a new MP3, I thought it would be better for it to be delayed and improved by re-recordng.

New target date?   New Year’s Day.

Remember the Rumors About Green M&Ms?

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

In case you hadn’t heard

Masturbation or Sex?

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

Three posts in one day.  Seems I have a bit on my mind :)

I was talking with a friend earlier about my previous post, “The Internet or Sex – Which Will It Be?“.  When I remarked that I really had difficulty believing that 39 percent of males ages 18-34 would choose the internet over sex, he reminded me how strongly many people’s sexual lives were impacted by the internet.  Clearly the things available online can be a driving force in masturbation fantasies.

After thinking a bit, I wondered how many people felt masturbation was just as good or better than sex.  As a general rule, do you?  (Yes, of course there are exceptions and many factors to take in consideration.  I’m just curious which you’d choose over the other if you had to choose.)

The Internet or Sex – Which Will it Be?

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

According to (an Intel) survey, nearly half of women (46 percent) and 30 percent of men would rather go without sex for 2 weeks than give up Internet access for the same amount of time. For women aged 18-34 it was 49 percent and for women aged 35-44 it was 52 percent. For men aged 18-34, it was 39 percent.

I’d be lying if I said the stats for women surprised me, but.. 39 percent of 18-34 year old men opt to surf over having carnal knowledge of a woman?  Wow.

Yes, access to the internet is a fairly important aspect of my life.  During the times I’ve had computer problems I felt a little lost, but I cannot even begin to fathom opting for net access over intercourse.   I don’t know if that makes me a bit of a nymph or just very lucky when it comes to having wonderful intimacies.  Probably a bit of both ;)

Merry Christmas

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

I  shall probably have time to post some over the next few days, but I know many of you will not be around to read.  Something about being off enjoying Christmas or some such rubbish ;)

It’s been a long year and quite difficult for many.  Here’s hoping that 2009 brings more laughter and greater peace.

Soft Christmas Kisses,
Lady Julia

Simple Orgasm Control – The Text Message Tease

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

It’s been a really busy day today.  Doctor’s office visit (boo, I’m sick again), shopping, going to the bank, and so on.  In spite of all that, I’ve been in that mood.  You know the mood – the one that means I’m going to do something fun and sexy to someone.

Text messaging.   That was it.  Fun, sexy, and quick so I could fit it in between the doctor’s exam and shopping :)

“Today every time you go to the restroom, tease yourself for a minute or so.  While you’re doing it, think about how lovely it feels to be controlled.  You may not release today.”

Short, simple, and every time I thought about it I knew it would turn me on.

So – I sent out the message.

The reply?

“Um… ok… but I think you have the wrong number.”

I was embarrassed (although admittedly only a little) and turned on at the same time.

“I’m so sorry.  I apparently added an extra number and got you by mistake.  I meant that text for a friend.”

“Lucky bastard.”

Ok, I admit I should have stopped there, but the evil cowgirl in me took over.

“Well, you could always follow the instructions… “

“Yeah?  Then what?”

“Then you’d be a lucky fella too?”

“That’s it?”

“That’s it.”

“I’ll take it!  Thank you for making my day.  :-)”

Ok.. you tell me.  Is it more likely that out of all the wrong numbers in the world I would just happen to text a guy who is submissive or would something like that be appealing to most men because it has a sexual flavor to it?

I’m Waiting

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

I’m waiting.

Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On” and “Sexual Healing” have been stirring my thoughts.  Cliche maybe but mmm oh so hot.  As with many people, music touches my mind and my body responds.  Tonight my body is definitely responding.

I want you.

Yes, I’m usually more subtle than that, but tonight the hunger I feel for you overwhelms “subtle” and pushes it to the back of my mind.  I’m waiting for you – waiting like a predator.  Is knowing you’re my prey disconcerting in the slightest?

You’re helpless.

Big strong you – powerless when it comes to me.  You can resist but resistance only serves to tighten the silken web I’m spinning around your mind.  Go ahead.  Fight me.  Fight my words.  As you do the excitement rises from deep within you.  That which you fear is what you must have.  What I want is what you need.

It’s building.

Not just within me, but also within you.  Already I have more control of your mind and your body than you ever imagined giving anyone.  You’re aching to know what lies ahead but completely aroused by not knowing.

Follow me.  I can’t wait to begin.

Expanding My Vocabulary…

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Today’s word of the day is “swaffelen”.

According to the UPI:

A Dutch dictionary company says Web visitors have voted “swaffelen” — an English slang verb meaning to swing one’s exposed penis — as the word of the year.

Van Dale Publishers said swaffelen, which more specifically requires the penis in question to swing toward or bump against another person or object to qualify, topped the list of nominees by receiving 57 percent of the 16,000 online votes, Expatica reported Tuesday.

I’m not sure why but it really struck me as hilarious that over 8,000 people voted for this as word of the year.  Can you imagine trying to work it into a casual conversation?