Spam is annoying, no doubt, but there are times when you just have to laugh at some of the comments they leave:
“Pardon me Madam, were you aware his hot rod can run indefinitely?”
For the Nascar Ladies I guess.
“Your member will explode.”
Ouch. Don’t have one, but thanks for the warning.
“Rubber baby bugger bumper and his thing will grow huge.”
Huh?
“I am very impressed with the article I have just read. I wish the writer of femdomfantasies.net can continue to provide so much worthwhile information and unforgettable experience to femdomfantasies.net readers. There is not much to say except the following universal truth: Sometimes I itch.”
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I need to think a bit more about the last one.
On second thought, I don’t want to think about it any more.
My favorite spam line is, “Congratulations sir or madam, you have just been winning some big prize of 500,000 Pounds Sterling.” Then, in the fine print they ask for my credit card number to verify that they really have the correct person.
Arafin
Arafin, I just found this one: “There is not much to say except the following universal truth: It is impossible to understand the behavior of dogs and cats at the same time, unless of course you’re a cat.”
Since you’re a cat person, I thought you could explain that one to me ;)
But of course, dear Lady.
Dogs exist to please people. Cats exist to have people please them. The dog is totally open about everything. Nothing is hidden. If the dog wants to go out it stands by the door and whimpers. When the door is opened by the human the dog goes out. If the cat wants to go out it stands by the door and mewls. When the door is opened it may go out, it may turn around and go lay down in the middle of the floor, or it may go out and as soon as the door is closed mewl to come back in again. Dogs seek to be understood while cats seek to confuse.
Everyone, (especially cats), know that dogs are bewildered by cats. Cats, on the other hand, fathom dogs to their cores.
To quote a mutual friend of ours, “If cats had opposing thumbs they’d rule the world”.
Arafin