Did you know the shape of a female’s tush reveals her personality? I read it in “The Sun”, a tabloid paper from the UK so I know it must be true ;)
In an article bearing the headline “Asstronomy“, Kate Jackson explains:
We asked Mark Bury, head of cosmetic surgery specialists SurgiCare, to explain six types of lady booty.
Those would apparently be round – honest, upside-down heart – moody, heart – emotional , flat – confident, shelf – works out, and boyish – happy-go-lucky.
Well there you go fellas. Can’t figure out women? Just keep looking at our hineys and you’ll understand us better. “But honey, I was just appreciating her personality!”
Then we got Leeds “rumpologist” Sam Amos – a clairvoyant whose methods include doing psychic readings by studying clients’ bottoms – to reveal how shapes can reflect the owners’ personalities.
Rumpologist? That’ll keep me laughing the rest of the day.
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I think women have beautiful bottoms no matter what shape they are!
However southern women have the nicest (smiles).